Tuesday, 6 January 2009

New Year Sale - Plus our new CD and Book Bonanza

Greetings lovelies.

We have some wonderous new items in our shop that we thought you might like to know about, peruse and most importantly BUY ha ha haaa ha haaaaaa!

1 - We now have a CD section in the shop. Only one CD has been deemed worthy of HoR thus far - Le Banditos Avec Les Mullet by the mighty toga wearing, mullet sporting, mentally Rocking YE GODS! We suggest you seek medical advice before purchasing it.

http://www.handofrock.com/shop/results.php?category=7

If you are a band with a sense of humour that makes Rock, we may be interested in stocking your music in our lovely shop. Please contact us at info@handofrock.com

2 - We now have a HoR BOOKS section. Thus it is that the wordy genius of Jerry Metal's heavy metal fairy tales are available in the shop. Book one - The Window Maker, the Codpiece and the Sex Gods from Planet Metal - sees vegetable punishment save the world. Book two - Return to Planet Metal - sees the lyrics of Judas Priest being set firmly into legend. Book three - The Glass Eye That Wasn't - and book four - The Robotic Badger of Doom - are in the making and will be available some time in 2009.

http://www.handofrock.com/shop/results.php?category=8

If you are an author who likes to make people laugh by writing about things that Rock, we may be interested in stocking your books in our shop. Please contact us at info@handofrock.com

And as if that wasn't enough, we also have a NEW YEAR SALE on all our T-Shirts until Jan 31st. All our shirts have £3 off the sale price AND if you buy one we'll give you a FREE HoR temporary tattoo! How wonderful are we? VERY! But then, it is said that Rock shared is Rock enjoyed all the more.

Let's hope 2009 brings much Rock and joy and maybe a bit more Rock to each and every personage on the globe!

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Hand of Rock - launch 31st October 2008

Hand of Rock is a shop. It will sell T-shirts, badges and patches, all with the Hand of Rock (or Devil Sign) emblazoned all over them. The business is being launched on 31st October 2008. The website - http://www.handofrock.com/ - will be online from then. We also have a myspace page - www.myspace.com/handofrock

Mission Statement:
Our aim is to provide you with wears that are decorated with the Hand of Rock (or Devil Sign). Initially this will be in the form of T-Shirts, badges and patches. But as time gently oozes by, we hope to branch out into many other forms of lovely stuff and supply the planet with anything and everything known to man, decorated with the Hand of Rock.

About us:
We are four humans who would like to spend less of our time working and more of our minutes having fun. Hence this business was born. Our aim is to make you smile, grin, laugh maniacally and possibly wet yourself (Hand of Rock incontinence pants coming soon). And to supply the planet with the finest goods known to man, all adorned with the Hand of Rock.